Confucius say...

1.07.2010

• Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
• Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
• House without toilet is uncanny.
• Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
• Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
• Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
• Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
• Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
• Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
• Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
• Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
• Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
• Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
• Man with no legs bums around.
• Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
• Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
• He who stand on toilet, high on pot.
• He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.
• He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver.
• He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
• He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.
• He who stick head in oven get baked bean.
• If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
• Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
• Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
• Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
• Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
• Man who sit on tack get point! 

Yeah...World Religions class...studying Confucianism today...really couldn't help myself...